Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Dear, New York

I always thought you guys were kinda dumb-ass pieces of crap. Thanks for clearing the whole matter up with the Papelbon story. You heckled his pregnant wife, booed him even though he was on your side, and booed him off the mound even though the run that was scored was unearned. Now, I know you're dumb-ass pieces of crap.

3 comments:

bigsoda said...

P.S. That Beach Boy can pitch.

bigsoda said...

I shoulda gone to bed when they were booing Papelbon. Maybe they were just saying "Poooooooopelbon..."

bigsoda said...

Possible headlines:

"Winning Uggla"
"AL Talked In Off The Lidge"
"If The Cubs Lose Game 7 In Tampa, I'm Comin' For You Edinson Volquez..."