Late Sunday night I popped in a copy of Madden ’06 for the old X-Box. I found an activeJets season saved to memory. There was one game left, the Superbowl. I thought well, it’s late Sunday I’m not really doing anything – I’ll play the Jets vs. the Packers in the Superbowl.
Just as in real life I won easily. That’s not news.
When this game came out Herman Edwards was still the coach of the J-E-T-S Jets, Jets, Jets! This was pre-Mangenius who, by the way, needs a new nickname considering the Jets record.
My vote is for Mandumbfuckingnarkass.
But Herm Edwards was the coach back then and thus coach in this version of the game.
So I win the Superbowl and the game goes into its end of the championship/end of the season fanfare. There is the ceremonial Gatorade dump and Herm is carried off by his players.
But in this series of graphics, Herm Edwards looked a lot like fucking Hitler!
The ‘stache was more compact than the legendary Wanstache, even Herm’s skin had a weird sort of Aryan thing happening…
Apparently the Jets needed living space and had to roll the Pack 78-6 to get it.
Just for the record, I didn’t program the damned thing so I am completely innocent of Madden-related war crimes.
2 comments:
I wasn't sure what was bigger news, the Cubs get Fukudome or the video game rendering of an NFL coach looks like Hitler in one sequence...I made my decision and I stand by it.
You sound bitter. There's always AaRow...
In the meantime, bone up on your Chimichurri Dragons knowledge: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chunichi_Dragons
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