As Heard on Radio

Mike Mulligan this morning (paraphrased):

This swine flu is spreading almost as fast as Jay Cutler Fever!

Ozzie Guillen Cracks Me Up

From ESPN.com, Jim Caple: 10 Burning Questions For Ozzie Guillen - in regards to Obama throwing out the first pitch in 2005:

He threw out the first pitch at the 2005 World Series. What do you remember about it?

I was criticizing Jerry Reinsdorf about it because at the World Series -- and I always watch them -- there are always celebrities throwing out the first pitch. Movie actors and actresses and people like that. And then I see this Obama guy throw out the first pitch, and I said, "Who's that guy?"

and more politics:

How is his arm?

He's a great president.

Cubs News

Well, the Cubs lost in extras today and the Astros acted like it was the World Series (sorry, you jerks lost the last one you were in), but Soriano is on pace to hit 162 homers this year.

Let's Get This Football Season Started

Chicago has a franchise QB and a veteran, pro-bowl offensive tackle today. Wow. I mean, wow.