So, the Dodgers walked Kosuke to load the bags (and here's the sad part) in order to bring Soriano to the plate. And Soriano (here's the sadder part) struck out. How much do we pay that asshole? Ironically, the Cubs did the same thing to the dodgers and (here's the saddest part) they got a grand slam.
Why has so much of the sports reporting in Chicago been about who called who a "doo-doo head," or whatever. Are we in Junior High?
Lou has lost the leash on the Cubs. Barring a miracle finish, we need to start a new cycle of false hope. I vote we hire Erin Andrews to manage the Cubs. At least the post-loss news conferences will be worth watching.
Rex Grossman has become the NFL's Mark Prior.
Finally, fuck baseball. It's a stupid sport.
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Maybe we hire Bill Murray. He's funny and he knows baseball. But fuck baseball.
I'm over Grossman. You read it here first.
Fuck the Cubs and Fuck baseball... Now I can jump on the roid bangwagon and banish my newly born kid from playing the stupid fucking game. Scrap the team and hire a bunch of midgets riding monkeys to play. At least that would be fun to watch while I drink beer at the the park.... Another year of buying the fucking baseball package and another 200 bucks down the fucking drain.
Fuck,fuck, fuck, fuck, ffffffuuuuuuuccccccck!
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