So I’m in. Thanks and much love to my friend the Liar for starting this and inviting us all to join such a blog on such an auspicious day.
Re: Sean Taylor, as horrible of a story as it is, here's my favorite part:
"Sharpstein said Taylor's girlfriend told him the couple was awakened by loud noises, and Taylor grabbed a machete he keeps in the bedroom for protection. Someone then broke through the bedroom door and fired two shots, one missing and one hitting Taylor."
He keeps a machete for protection?!?! What the fuck? Is he afraid of being attacked by a rain forest?
Shit.
In an inappropriately unrelated story about brutality in a virtual rain forest…games like the Dolphins/Steelers tonight are a good reminder of how bad things can get on a professional football field. The men on the field looked like oxen waddling through a rice paddy.
I would’ve been more entertained watching Pink kick Hank Jr. in the bag for three hours plus in the Steel City.
A Roger Bossard field would have held the water much better than the Ketchup Bowl did tonight.
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He had to resort to landscaping implements for defense because THE MAN confiscated his arsenal after he got caught pistol-whipping some punk who stole his ATVs.
No, I'm not making this up - I fucking love that guy.
On a lesser note: I fucking loved the Bog Bowl tonight. I say Miami should flood Dolphins Stadium and turn it into a manatee refuge - It couldn't hurt their season any.
And it would give Hank Greenberg a place to spend his retirement.
Because it's a manatee refuge
And he's fat
Like a manatee
Fuck it - I'm popping champagne right now.
p.s. - Florida is shaped like a penis. It's our great country's dick.
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